The "saddest" picture of an Aventador?

"Battery Tender Unnecessary" (carac)
09/22/2013 at 15:43 • Filed to: None

Where there should be envy, I feel only pity.

There's a guy with an Aventador that seems to be at this Starbucks every time I'm passing through. And since I don't eat there very often, he's either there all time (likely) or we just happen to have the same schedule (unlikely). Before the Aventador it was a RR Phantom.

He doesn't park in the Handicap spot like a normal Aventador owner, he parks in the no parking area in front of the dumpsters, which is only excusable if he owns the Starbucks. He apparently wants to be seen with the car because he's either sitting on the curb next to it instead of on the patio of the Starbucks or I see him sitting in it using his phone, maybe leeching wifi. As if owning an Aventador wasn't flashy enough, you have to stand around making sure everyone knows it's yours. At least he has the restraint to not wear a Lambo hat and shirt with a sign that says I own a Lamborghini.

DISCUSSION (19)

xxstich666xx > Battery Tender Unnecessary
09/22/2013 at 15:48

Probably the owner.

95HondaV6 > Battery Tender Unnecessary
09/22/2013 at 15:58

Maybe, he lives in that dumpster
because he owns that Aventador?

Victorious Secret > Battery Tender Unnecessary
09/22/2013 at 15:59

If owner, I need to become the kind of owner he is.

Didn't know there was mad dolla dolla bills in selling fraps to hipsters.

/ShamelessStarbucksdrinker

95HondaV6 > Battery Tender Unnecessary
09/22/2013 at 16:22

Embiggening...

Kinja'd!!!

yepp, that's him okay;
just checking his mailbox
while nudging a bit-o-free wifi

PanchoVilleneuve ST > Battery Tender Unnecessary
09/22/2013 at 16:34

Maybe he's been driving it a lot lately, and he's Aventabored.

GTRZILLAR32-Now saving for Godzilla and a condo > Battery Tender Unnecessary
09/22/2013 at 18:21

If I owned an Aventador or similarly exotic car I too would be around it as much as I could, maybe he really likes his car?

Battery Tender Unnecessary > GTRZILLAR32-Now saving for Godzilla and a condo
09/22/2013 at 18:39

Maybe, but I'd rather admire it in the privacy of my driveway. In this case, he's usually not admiring it, just standing/sitting around it so people know who owns it. I try to be a bit more subtle and classy about the whole thing.

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > Battery Tender Unnecessary
09/22/2013 at 19:51

better to drive it somewhere than leave it parked in your driveway, no?

Battery Tender Unnecessary > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard
09/22/2013 at 19:55

From someone who's put 14k miles on a SLS in 18 months, of course its better to drive it. The difference is, you won't find me driving to a restaurant/coffee place, getting out and VERY conspicuously hanging out around it.

But to each, his own.

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > Battery Tender Unnecessary
09/22/2013 at 20:16

I dunno man, maybe he just wants to make sure he can move it if someone asks him to.

You should strike up a conversation with him, maybe he's a cool dude? (or maybe he's a trust fund baby who's posing and looking for chicks)

Battery Tender Unnecessary > 95HondaV6
09/22/2013 at 20:18

Enhance...

95HondaV6 > Battery Tender Unnecessary
09/22/2013 at 22:20

Enhancing...

Kinja'd!!!

Yont283 > Battery Tender Unnecessary
09/22/2013 at 23:28

is this in Kingsport, TN?

twinturbobmw > Battery Tender Unnecessary
09/22/2013 at 23:33

Park you SLS there before him then wait with both gullwing doors up.

/firstworldproblems

Battery Tender Unnecessary > Yont283
09/22/2013 at 23:59

Aye.

Yont283 > Battery Tender Unnecessary
09/23/2013 at 21:30

Kinja'd!!!

Apparently this guy owns white performance. He had a 458 before this and is kind of an asshole. Whateves. Still a sweet ride!!!

Battery Tender Unnecessary > Yont283
09/24/2013 at 04:18

That makes sense, I've heard tons of weird/bad stuff about white performance (tax issues, toying with bankruptcy, etc). If that's the case, he doesn't have anything to do with that Starbucks besides that they tolerate him parking in front of their dumpsters.

SKIP-WHITE > Battery Tender Unnecessary
01/04/2014 at 19:25

Battery Tender it is you that should be pitied. Your a jealous, envious idiot. Since I'm the owner of the car, and your so highly confused and concerned about what I am doing, I suppose I should clear things up. You claim a normal Aventador owner would part in the handicap spot. Yes I would if I were handicapped but I'm certainly not. As for parking in front of the dumpster that I was given permission to do is to keep my car away from envious idiots like you that may pull alongside and slam there door into the side of it. You also made mention of me sitting on the patio frequently as if that's a crime. Well for those that smoke as I do that's the perfect spot to be, but due to the new policy on no smoking on the patio, and that smokers are to be 25 feet from the front door and the patio area, I have choose to comply and find a good spot in the shade beside my car and roost upon the curb to have a smoke break. But your certain it is to stand by the car to let people know I own the car as if I would need to do this. Answering 99 questions to every observer that comes along becomes a bit annoying. Next time you come around be sure to introduce your stupid ass to me, so I can see what a idiot like you looks like. As for the picture showing my licence plate number you need to remove it. Since your around a lot observing my every move, and habit I'll be sure to watch out for ya. Fuck with this car and I will fuck with your head. Keep posting stupid shit and I will be sure to set the record straight. If anyone knows this idiot please give me a heads up on who he is, and what he drives. I will be sure to watch out for him. He's about the most jealous/envious fucker I have ever known

SKIP-WHITE > Victorious Secret
01/04/2014 at 19:32